Snarker and Fangirl Extraordinaire

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compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

ruinsofxerxes:

mOM I WAS KIDDING WHEN I SAID TO PUT ED AND AL ON MY BIRTHDAY CAKE OMG I AM SO GLAD SHE DIDN’T REALIZE THAT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CAKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THEIR CUTE FACES h E LP

shivkebab:

zackisontumblr:

once during senior year the boy that i had a huge crush on was at the same party as i was and he got really drunk and i wrote my name on his ass in sharpie

zackisonass

kidnap-the-muse:

upallnightogetloki:

greynasdire:

ink-and-mischeif:

Friendly reminder that anger is a secondary emotion. It follows pain, disappointment, grief, shock, sadness… So when Bruce says this, he’s actually saying, "That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always suffering."  

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OMG

FUCKING SHIT WTF